While I love the color, these look like those orthopedic shoes people wear in nursing homes - or the ones people wear then they have one leg that is too short. The platform flip flop thing ended in the 90's and even then, it looked stupid.
Below are some other cringe worth examples. Before I thought it couldn't get ANY worse - these ones have Velcro:
Here is a good tip: if your shoe looks like a dildo, it's probably not a good choice:
If you ever see me in a pair of these, call the police and have me committed. The silver "material" majorly creeps me out. It looks like duct tape.
Could you imagine seeing these on someone at a formal event?
This is Crocs take on a acceptable sandal. This is probably the least scary of them all but dude. Why do ALL the pairs have to have those freaky massage beads on the sole? Those are for ADIDAS sandals for basketball players after a game.
UGH I could really go on all afternoon but I have to get back to work. Just remember, if you are having a moment of weakness and are in the mall and see a pair of Crocs an think they are "not that bad"...remember this cat: