In Boston in November, I came across one of the biggest Crocs stores I had ever seen. I started melting like the Wicked Witch.
There are so many other options out there. I just don't understand them. Plus whatever material they are made out of. It looks and feels squishy like textured vegetable protein. Did you know that you can boil your Crocs and eat them in a pinch? They are made out of edible materials.
This one is the newest one the hit the market for spring. Get ready for it...A FLAT PEEP TOE. Are you kidding me with that color? And the little breather holes for the toes? Ugh.
There's no getting around the simple fact that Crocs are ugly. It is a truth universally acknowledged. In fact, crocodiles have petitioned to have their names changed to Sandal Lizards.
Sometimes I think of what my bulldog Audry would look like if she wore Crocs. It's kind of how the rest of the world looks!
This might be the world’s ugliest shoe, mixing, as it does, three of the ugliest types of footwear to hit the market in the past decade: UGGS plus CROCS PLUS TOE SOCKS?? If I had to wear shoes in hell, this would probably be one of my choices. I don't understand the toe sock thing either. I mean rllly...who the fuck thinks it's comfortable to NOT be able to wiggle your toes? LOOK AT THIS!! It looks like it's about to ATTACK someone!
I think LITERAL Crocs are much more becoming than Crocs. Check these out. I would wear these before I would wear traditional Crocs.
Here is a tip...if a turtle confuses your shoes with his wife, it's probably not a good choice for you. #JustSayin'.
Happy Wednesday Folks!